heavily armed hobbit, a poet and student of history. lover of books and art. musician and terrible a... View Moreheavily armed hobbit, a poet and student of history. lover of books and art. musician and terrible artist. avid gardener. hopeless romantic. happily married and father and grandfather. hopeless flirt. libertarian my core. hate a bully. have no time for self righteous assholes who talk a game while living on the good side of town.