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cribbooky

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July 24, 2021 2:26 pm

We're planning on moving to Mexico so I wrote to the White House: Dear President Biden, I'm planning to move to Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm planning to simply w... View MoreWe're planning on moving to Mexico so I wrote to the White House: Dear President Biden, I'm planning to move to Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I'll need your help to make a few arrangements. I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here, so would you mind telling your buddy, the Mexican President, that I'm on my way down? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following: 1. Free medical care. 2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not. 3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English. 4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers. 5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history. 6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school. 7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch. 8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services and I also want to be able to vote. 9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but, I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws. 10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English speaking officer. 11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put US. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want to hear any complaints or negative comments from the locals. 12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start. 13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say any critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy. 14. I also want to receive free food stamps. 15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies. 16. I'll need Income Tax credits so although I don't pay Mexican taxes, I'll receive money from the government. 17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov't pays $4,500 to help me buy a new car. 18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement. I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that the Mexican President won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. Thank you so much for your kind help. You're the man, Joe!!!

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