for all of the poker players out there;
Conservative, "I call, heart flush!"
Liberal, "Oh, I see, so what you're saying is that you hate diamonds, clubs and spades!"
Conservative, "No, I have a h... View Morefor all of the poker players out there;
Conservative, "I call, heart flush!"
Liberal, "Oh, I see, so what you're saying is that you hate diamonds, clubs and spades!"
Conservative, "No, I have a heart flush...what have you got?"
Leftist, "You're a racist!!"
Conservative, "Show me your hand. I called."
Democrat, "I've got seven aces! So I win!"
Conservative, "There are only four aces in a deck, how did you get seven?"
Leftist, liberal, socialist, democrat, "I redistributed the other deck. I noticed in your racist flush that the king is above the queen, that's very misogynistic of you!"
Conservative, "You can't cheat like that! Stop calling me names and play by the rules!"
Leftist, liberal, socialist, democrat, "I reimagined the rules and defunded the pot, you need to educate yourself because i identify as a winner!"
Conservative," What planet am I on?"
