Last year when I wrote this, I don't think very many people understood what It means.
So tell me.
Is it starting to make sense yet?
Dave's wife decides to take him to a strip club for his birthday.
They get to the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife gives him a funny look and asks if he's been to this cl... View MoreDave's wife decides to take him to a strip club for his birthday.
They get to the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife gives him a funny look and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no." says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
So the go on in and get a table. Just as they sit down, a waitress walks up and says "Your usual, Dave?" and sets a Budweiser on the table.
His wife gives him the evil eye, saying "She knows your name AND your favorite beer?" as the tension rises.
"She's in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
"Mmm hmm, ok."
Just then, a dancer throws her arms around him and says "Happy Birthday, Davey! Are you ready for the birthday table dance I promised you, big boy?" and the wife blows her top.
She's pissed. She grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
By the time he gets to the door, she's getting into a cab.
He runs and jumps in beside her just before the door slams shut.
He tries desperately to explain, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says,
"Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave!"
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