I'm the expert here

I drop butt babies every day. Sometimes they're squishier than others, and sometimes I really gotta force 'em out. You can trust me when I say this, because I'm the expert here: not a single one of them will ever breathe, eat, get a job, fall in love or anything else real babies eventually do.

"Butt Babies" Ha ha ha! So now we know why some people are just born assholes. The expert has confirmed it.

Honey, I've been dropping "butt babies" a lot longer than you have....I'M THE EXPERT! Not a single one has survived birth, they've all been still born. And that's a good thing, wouldn't want any of them to be wiggling about in the water...that'd be scary af.