I'm very polite but I'm also the rudest person ever. Like, I'll be holding the door for you and you'... View MoreI'm very polite but I'm also the rudest person ever. Like, I'll be holding the door for you and you're thinking I'm an actual sweetheart when in reality I'm thinking "hurry the fuck up. Stupid!" JOKING!! I am a great admirer of the great out of doors. I love to garden both vegetables, flower beds, fish, hunt, camp and hike. I am a Modetate Independent leaning toward Republicans. I am the father of two young adults and happily married 20 years to my beloved Abigail. I am an alcoholic in remission 28 years. Northern Baptist Protestant. I don't smoke tobacco or do drugs.