I was thinking about starting a local chapter of the Procrastinators Club. I'll be sending out invitations sometime soon, or maybe later. I might not get around to it at all.
If you receive an invita... View MoreI was thinking about starting a local chapter of the Procrastinators Club. I'll be sending out invitations sometime soon, or maybe later. I might not get around to it at all.
If you receive an invitation, please get back to me at your earliest convenience, or not.
I originally was going to post this about five years ago, but just now got around to it.
Thank you for your time.
I have shenanned,and I will shenanigan!
– "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God".
2. The Consequence of Sin (The Penalty): Romans 6:23a – "For the wages of sin is death".
3. The Provision for Sin (The Solution): Romans 5:... View More– "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God".
2. The Consequence of Sin (The Penalty): Romans 6:23a – "For the wages of sin is death".
3. The Provision for Sin (The Solution): Romans 5:8 – "But God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us".
4. The Gift of Salvation (The Promise): Romans 6:23b – "...but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord".
5. Receiving Salvation (The Response): Romans 10:9-10 – "If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved".
6. The Result of Salvation (The Outcome): Romans 5:1 – "Therefore, since we have been justified by faith, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ"
This is just a humorous post to make you smile. The following are different jobs that I've been fired from over the past few years.
1. Massage Therapist- fired for rubbing people the wrong way.
2. C... View MoreThis is just a humorous post to make you smile. The following are different jobs that I've been fired from over the past few years.
1. Massage Therapist- fired for rubbing people the wrong way.
2. Condiment Divider - I couldn't cut the mustard.
3. Decision Maker - I couldn't make up my mind.
4. Yardstick Maker- I didn't measure up.
5. Playground Equipment Maker- I couldn't get into the swing of things.
I hope I at least made someone smile.
Here's how I predict the Super Bowl will go down.
The Seahawks will score 15 home runs, and the Patriots will get a -17 under par. After that, each team will make 22 baskets which will result in a t... View MoreHere's how I predict the Super Bowl will go down.
The Seahawks will score 15 home runs, and the Patriots will get a -17 under par. After that, each team will make 22 baskets which will result in a tie at the end of the game. It will go into sudden death, and a 30 man royal rumble wrestling match will take place. The royal rumble will be won when Drake Maye is thrown over the top rope by a Seahawks defenseman. That's how the Seahawks will win
No One Is Above The Law
No One Is Above The Law by Jeffery Bidell (@jefferybidell). Listen and make your own on Suno.
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