Steven Halleron

I don't know about global warming but Memphis warming is real. Crap! It's hot!

Something strange happening at my house. There's these little drops of water falling from the sky. Anybody know what that is? I think I saw something like it a long time ago.

Now that's funny right there, I don't care who ya are!

I don't know if it's true or not but it is interesting.

I can't believe I didn't win that billion dollars, again! I'm starting to think the odds might be against me.

I'm so old I remember when drs. tried to cure diseases. Now they treat conditions.