Your test results are in. The infection seems to be coming from a rotten apple you left in your vagina. Please stop by the office so we can find and remove the fruit and irrigate your vagina. You must... View MoreYour test results are in. The infection seems to be coming from a rotten apple you left in your vagina. Please stop by the office so we can find and remove the fruit and irrigate your vagina. You must never put fruit in there. That is also the cause of the flies you keep finding in your underwear.