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Thought for Friday, 11/28:
"I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?" ~ Ronnie Shakes
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Thought for Thursday, 11/27:
"We cannot control the evil tongues of others; but a good life enables us to disregard them." ~ Cato the Elder
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Thought for Wednesday, 11/26:
"Waste no more time arguing what a good man should be. Be one." ~ Marcus Aurelius
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Thought for Tuesday, 11/25:
"Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value." ~ Albert Einstein
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Thought for Monday, 11/24:
"The key to living a moral life is this: Do nothing in private that you would be ashamed to discuss openly with your mother." ~ J. P. Morgan
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Thought for Sunday, 11/23:
"Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not." ~ Oprah Winfrey
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Says the billionaire who asks people for money and the dumbasses give it to her.



