Keith Copeland - Male » WIMKIN - Free Speech Social Media

Keith Copeland shared

February 11, 2021 8:44 pm

Truth

ray Muller shared a photo

February 11, 2021 8:24 pm

7

Keith Copeland shared

February 11, 2021 8:43 pm

Too funny

This content isn't available at the moment

When this happens, it's usually because the owner only shared it with a small group of people or changed who can see it, or it's been deleted.

Be the first person to like this.

Keith Copeland shared

February 11, 2021 8:41 pm

Tom T shared a photo

February 11, 2021 3:38 pm

Be the first person to like this.

Keith Copeland shared

February 11, 2021 8:41 pm

Spot on accurate

Linda Payne

February 11, 2021 8:25 pm

Facebook blocked my post: Wear your mask! ?? It's magical! �Let's go out to eat, 2020 style... 1. Arrive at restaurant, fish three month old single-use surgical mask out of car's filthy cupholder (st... View MoreFacebook blocked my post: Wear your mask! ?? It's magical! �Let's go out to eat, 2020 style... 1. Arrive at restaurant, fish three month old single-use surgical mask out of car's filthy cupholder (still slightly sticky from this morning's 84oz diet Pepsi). 2. Strap up with three month old single-use surgical mask. *MAGICAL ANTI-GERM BARRIER ENGAGE!!!* 3. Proceed into restaurant, opening door with same handle grabbed by 200 people so far today. 4. Hostess has immediate seating for your woke party of three. Walk past entire restaurant of unmasked people. It's ok, they're sitting. 5. Sit down. *SEATED ANTI-GERM FORCEFIELD ENGAGE!!!* 6. Safely within your anti-germ forcefield, remove mask. Browse menu while making relaxed inhales of the same recirculated AC air previously inside the lungs of the 200 people that also grabbed the door handle. 7. Waitress drops off drinks bare handed. 8. Grab drink with your bare hand. Sip leisurely, secure in knowing you're within your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness. 9. Too many drinks. Need to pee. Don the magical anti-germ barrier mask as you leave your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness. 10. Walk past 40 unmasked restaurant patrons. Open bathroom with same door knob grabbed by 100 other people so far today. 11. Return to table past same 40 unmasked restaurant patrons. 12. Remove mask. Once again safe in your anti-germ forcefield of seatedness. Waitress takes your sweaty drink glass with her bare hand, refills, hands back to you. You accept with your bare hand. Grab some bread and eat it. Same hand. Yum Yum. 13. Meal complete. Mask on. Walk past 40 unmasked patrons. Make full body contact with at least 4 people waiting at the hostess stand as you squeeze your way back to the door - no matter, they're all also wearing their magical anti-germ barriers. 14. Grab exit handle, which you are now the 220th person of the day to touch. Eating out successful. 15. Breathe a sigh of relief knowing that even after leaving the protection of your home and venturing out into the scary world of the public, you are essentially sterile - thanks to your state approved methods of magical germ mitigation.� -Stolen. Copy and repost, if you like.

View Less

2

Keith Copeland shared

February 11, 2021 8:38 pm

This content isn't available at the moment

When this happens, it's usually because the owner only shared it with a small group of people or changed who can see it, or it's been deleted.

3

Keith Copeland shared

February 11, 2021 8:38 pm

In order to be president you have to get the vote of the majority of the people. I'll never believe you can get the votes by campaigning from your basement while neither you or your vice-president cou... View More

This content isn't available at the moment

When this happens, it's usually because the owner only shared it with a small group of people or changed who can see it, or it's been deleted.

13