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I saw a meme in a group the other day that I am a member of and it bothered me so much I had to sit down and type all of this out with my thumbs on my phone. Before you get the wrong idea, I have been locked up in fashistbook prison a couple of times for the things I posted and once they threatened to kill me; well, actually they said they would delete my account if I violated their "rules" again. Well, those who know me know what I did next. Anyway.....I have a card in my wallet, the last one I got, that I am saving for a special someone.The way I got this card is funny and we had a lot of laughs with it. At this point credit is due to David (what's his name? The printer) I'm not sure how many were printed but A LOT!Anyway, back to point...If someone was being an ass, we would give em' a card. IF we liked em', we would give em' a card.Either way, a conversation was started and most of the time laughs were shared or they stopped being stupid, never has anyone wanted to redeem it.BUT! THE FOLLOWING STORY WAS TOLD! AND A POINT WAS MADE! THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!So, as Chuck would say it, "It's your lie, tell it like you won't too."...Before I met David (what's his name? Oh! My father's only son) the people who rented the apartment beside him had issues, to say the least... He would hit her when he got home. Now being that the walls were thin because David (what's his name? Oh! Dad) built it to Clayton County Code, here nor there.One night the neighbor got home and asked if dinner was done and she and she said she wasn't finished cooking. Well, he was mad and started hitting her. Next door, David's sweet wife, ( I'll call smiley) heard the conversation and fighting and said ,"David! Do something!".Welp, David did. He made the neighbor's door disappear, entered the apartment and WHOOPED that boys ASS! So anyway, I only got one card left and thinking I'm too old to WHOOP anyone's ASS. Good thing, in all my years on this side of the green, I was lernt: Where the lime wells are at in Jasper County, Ga., Where quicksand is the most in plentiful in Madison County, Florida and if in a pinch, Hogs eat everything.Dude! That was LONG!!!SO! TO THE POINT!THAT'S NOT EVER FUNNY!