A 75 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a checkup.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home
and bring me back a semen sample tomorrow."
... View MoreA 75 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a checkup.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home
and bring me back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 75 year old man reappeared at the doctor's
office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty
as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well,
doc, it's like this... First I tried with my right hand, but
nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand,
then her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth,
first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still
nothing.
I tell you, no matter what we tried we couldn't get the damn jar open!"
