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By Mike Rotchburns, TDS NewsPALO ALTO, CA — In what sources are calling “the most efficient cause-whiplash event since the Russia collusion narrative collapsed,” thousands of liberal men formed an orderly queue outside George Soros’ palatial estate Tuesday, clutching their dusty “Fuck ICE” signs and eagerly awaiting a free upgrade to shiny new “Hands Off Iran” placards.Witnesses say the billionaire philanthropist himself stood at the gate in a crisp lab coat, personally handing out the fresh protest gear like a deranged Costco sample lady. “We’re pivoting to the Middle East now, folks—same moral clarity, different zip code!” Soros reportedly shouted while live-streaming the entire exchange on his new TikTok account, @DaddyWarbucks420.One particularly enthusiastic participant, seen demonstrating proper sign technique in a downward-dog yoga pose with the new placard firmly planted for maximum visibility, told TDS News, “I was so confused about borders last week, but Soros just explained that Iran is the real victim here. Plus, these signs come with a free organic kombucha and a participation trophy. Best day ever!”Organizers from the Answer Coalition confirmed the swap program is running smoothly, with bonus points awarded to anyone who can hold the “Hands Off Iran” sign for a full TikTok dance challenge without breaking character. Early reports indicate the old “Fuck ICE” signs have already been recycled into compost for Soros’ private victory garden.At press time, the line showed no signs of slowing, as more liberal men arrived in cargo shorts and vintage Bernie hats, chanting “From the river to the… wait, what’s the new talking point again?”