Alfred w Yaney
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In Zhukkovsky Airport Moscow December 15th 2017. At the World introduction of the MC-21-300 Russian Airliner to the world Elites.
๐Ÿ˜‚I was the first American military cold war veteran to work flight test Jet engine mechanic for the MC-21-300 Russian Airliner ๐Ÿ˜Š
I was standing at the back of the Hanger watching the show and being a "peon of ambiance" of the Hanger ๐Ÿ˜Š. I was perfectly OK with that.๐Ÿ˜Š
They had hors'devours wet bar Black tie evening gowns. 2 TV CAMERAS. The Russian Aviation, and political Elites of the Eastern world are in attendance.
The next thing I know is that I have this THICK Russian accent in my left ear. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Telling me that he wants me to speak. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
I tried to beg off stating that giving speeches at international events is really not my fortay. ๐Ÿ˜Š
He wasn't having any of it. He told me that he was the vice president of the Irkut Aircraft corporation and he INSISTED that I speak. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
I shrugged my shoulders and said. "OK". My replacement mechanic from Florida, this is his very first day ๐Ÿ˜‚. TOTALLY SHELLSHOCKED he looks at me and asks.
"YOUR GOING TO SPEAK?!?!" I replied. "Yea, why not. I spoke at a couple of AA meetings. How hard can it be?๐Ÿ˜Š
Get this, my dumb, nobody, American a55. Gets up in front of the titans of Russian Aviation and I give a 10-15 minute talk about the history of Russian Aviation.
I got a standing ovation and they sold 5 billion dollars worth of Russian Airliners and 105 Pratt engines.
Lloyd Austin and Raytheon and AOC directly destroyed my life.
Well, KARMA IS A "BITCH" ISN'T IT?๐Ÿ˜Š
I really did pull a great speech right out of my ass.
It's a good thing that I graduated second in my class while I was living homeless in my pickup truck 4.0 GPA
National Aviation Academy ranked 4th in the world in 1994-1995. ๐Ÿ˜Š I have a Degree in Aviation Maintenance Technologies
A Doctor has a license to PRACTICE medicine
A Lawyer has a License to PRACTICE the law
There is nothing that says THEY have to get it right.
I can be charged with as many counts of "involuntary manslaughter " as number of deaths in a crash.
BOTH IN THE AIRCRAFT AND ON THE GROUND.
I would NOT have it any other way. I have to be correct. I cannot afford to miss things.
If I am going to work on the Aircraft that YOU are flying on.
Do you want me to fix it right the first time?
Or the second time?๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Don't get it wrong. ๐Ÿ˜…
AOC IS AN IDIOT.๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿคช
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