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Two local Democrats , Bruce & Desmond , had always aspired to be firemen , they were constantly pestering the Firechief to hire them.. There was a small brush fire just outside of town.. The chief said OK , here's your chance to be firemen , he gave them some fire extinguishers and shovels and sent them on their way.. After an hour , the chief went to check on them... Arriving to a burnt smokey area , he couldn't find them , he heard a rustling behind some bushes , when he looked , he found Bruce diddling Desmond in the a**.. The chief shouts , what the hell is this , Bruce says , Desmond was suffering from smoke inhalation... The chief says , then you should have given him mouth to mouth resuscitation.. Bruce says , I did , that's how all this shit got started..