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🎉🔥 NEW YEAR’S EVE: THE IGUANA DROP & THE BAD DECISION BLOCK PARTY 🔥🎉New York got the fancy lil’ crystal ball…Florida said hold my spiked sweet tea and started dropping frozen iguanas like folks dropping their clothes after two Fireball shots.Temps fallin’ quicker than:• a man’s “I’mma behave tonight” promise• that one dude’s boxers when he gets tipsy and suddenly thinks he’s God’s gift to the Gulf Coast• the moment she realizes he’s a lightweight and NOT built for the Olympics he bragged about🦎❄️ THE IGUANA DROP = FLORIDA FOREPLAY ❄️🦎If the cold don’t knock you out, the lizards falling out the trees might.Fellas:This the night y’all get extra bold.Cold air hits and suddenly y’all out here flirting like you’re sponsored by Bad Decisions Incorporated, trying to whisper promises you ain’t got the cardio for. Talking ’bout “round two later”… sir, you couldn’t even finish your drink without wobbling.Ladies:Tonight is your Super Bowl.You’re duckin’ and dodgin’ these wobbly legged “champions” who swear they built for stamina but be tapping out faster than the New Year’s countdown.Stop letting these men fold quicker than a Dollar General lawn chair.❄️🔥 TEMPS DROPPIN’ + DRINKS HITTIN’ = SPICY CHAOS 🔥❄️Iguanas falling.Men falling.Standards falling.Clothes… questionable but preferred! At midnight, New York drops a ball. Florida drops a lizard.And half y’all dropping into situationships you’ll regret by brunch.🥂🐊 HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU FERAL SPICY GREMLINS 🐊🥂May your drinks be strong, your choices be fun, and your iguanas stay in the trees