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I have several such talents. For example, I can forget your name almost as fast as you tell it to me. Another one. I can keep a straight face and nod in agreement while thinking what a retard you must be as you recite some silly gibberish about things that don't matter. Or one of my favorites, I can not see you for 20 or 30 years and when I encounter you again I can remember every little thing I loathed about you before a single word gets spoken, like that 20 or 30 years of blissful peace never happened.