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Queen of the ghetto frontier Texas, meet your would-be Senator:A woman who never met a microphone she didn’t French-kiss, a grievance she didn’t adopt, or a Republican she couldn’t reduce to a racist caricature faster than you can say “Remember the Alamo” (And if the Alamo offends somebody she’ll want it torn down).”So strap in, Lone Star patriots. The 2026 Senate race just got a new theme song, and it goes a little something like this:♫ Running for Senate—she was born to grouseLoudest gabbing mouth in the whole damn House,Kilt her a bill when she was only three,Huge eyelashes are helping her to see…Jasmine… Jasmine Crockett, Queen of the Ghetto Frontier! ♫—The GrrrTeam