๐7 ๐๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฌ ๐๐๐ง๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ซ ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ 80% ๐จ๐ ๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฌ ๐๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ข๐ ๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐
๐ซ๐๐๐๐ข๐๐ฌ ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐๐๐ญ โ ๐๐๐ฑ๐ข๐๐จ ๐๐๐๐๐ซ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐๐ค๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐๐๐ญ โ๐๐จ ๐๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ซ๐ ๐๐ข๐ ๐ง๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ.โ
๐จ๐ฆOTTAWA โ In a stunning diplomatic shake-up, G7 leaders quietly voted to remove Canada from the group after finally noticing that the countryโs โeconomic growthโ was just a tower of immigration-driven stats, welfare spending, and government debt stacked like Jenga blocks at the edge of collapse.
According to insiders, the final straw was when Prime Minister Mark Carney described Canadaโs economic model as โinnovative demand-creation via strategic population importing.โ
G7 analysts reportedly replied, โSoโฆ you donโt actually produce anything?โ
Meanwhile, Mexico โ an actual manufacturing powerhouse โ volunteered to take Canadaโs seat, promising to โrestore dignity and basic math competency to the table.โ
Canadian officials say theyโre โdeeply disappointed,โ but economists note the G7 may simply have โremoved a country that was bringing the groupโs average IQ and GDP per capita dangerously low.โ
Sources say Canadaโs replacement will be finalized once the G7 confirms
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