MARY BOURNE
on December 2, 2025
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๐†7 ๐ƒ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฌ ๐‚๐š๐ง๐š๐๐š ๐€๐Ÿ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐‘๐ž๐š๐ฅ๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐  80% ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ ๐†๐ƒ๐ ๐ˆ๐ฌ ๐‰๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ˆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ข๐ ๐ซ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐…๐ซ๐ž๐ž๐›๐ข๐ž๐ฌ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ƒ๐ž๐›๐ญ โ€” ๐Œ๐ž๐ฑ๐ข๐œ๐จ ๐Ž๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ ๐“๐š๐ค๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐’๐ž๐š๐ญ โ€˜๐“๐จ ๐‘๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ซ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐ ๐ง๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ.โ€™
๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆOTTAWA โ€” In a stunning diplomatic shake-up, G7 leaders quietly voted to remove Canada from the group after finally noticing that the countryโ€™s โ€œeconomic growthโ€ was just a tower of immigration-driven stats, welfare spending, and government debt stacked like Jenga blocks at the edge of collapse.
According to insiders, the final straw was when Prime Minister Mark Carney described Canadaโ€™s economic model as โ€œinnovative demand-creation via strategic population importing.โ€
G7 analysts reportedly replied, โ€œSoโ€ฆ you donโ€™t actually produce anything?โ€
Meanwhile, Mexico โ€” an actual manufacturing powerhouse โ€” volunteered to take Canadaโ€™s seat, promising to โ€œrestore dignity and basic math competency to the table.โ€
Canadian officials say theyโ€™re โ€œdeeply disappointed,โ€ but economists note the G7 may simply have โ€œremoved a country that was bringing the groupโ€™s average IQ and GDP per capita dangerously low.โ€
Sources say Canadaโ€™s replacement will be finalized once the G7 confirms
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