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WASHINGTON D.C. (Babylon Bee) - President Trump has bulldozed part of the White House to make room for a new grand ballroom, leaving America to lament the loss of the storied, majestic East Wing. The list of irreplaceable artifacts lost in the demo may shock you. - The Babylon Bee has put together the following list of historical items that have sadly been destroyed: - 1) - A half-empty box of paper clips: Trump obviously hates history. 2) - Printed-out sign from the men's bathroom that says "jiggle the handle until it flushes": A truly important part of America's heritage, destroyed forever. 3) - Barbara Bush's pogs collection: Those would've been worth a fortune someday. 4) - A hilarious office poster of a cat that says "Hang In There": There just isn't any way to replace something like that. 5) - Hillary Clinton's box of cleaning cloths: How are people supposed to wipe their email servers now? 6) - A cigarette lighter once used by Lady Bird Johnson: It belonged in the Smithsonian. 7) - The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch: Along with the specific instructions for its use found in the Book of Armaments. 8) - Mary Todd Lincoln's Victoria's Secret nightie: Actually, some things may be better off lost to the sands of time. 9) - The tomb of Joe Biden: And get this... IT WASN'T EMPTY. - All these priceless, one-of-a-kind objects are now lost… like tears in the rain. Thanks a lot, Trump. What else do you think was destroyed when the East Wing was demolished? Post your theories in the comments.