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Gregory BurgessJoin us for today’s episode of “Not Everybody’s as Dumb as You Think They Are!”🚤😂 “Fishing boats,” huh? Yeah, sure… because every humble fisherman needs eight 250-horsepower Yamahas, twenty blue fuel barrels, and the sleek aerodynamics of a NASCAR hood scoop.Let’s try a little thing called common sense. These boats aren’t trolling for mahi — they’re dodging radar.And trust me, the U.S. military isn’t sitting around squinting at the ocean wondering, “Gee, wonder what that is?” Our satellites can read the expiration date on your sunscreen from a hundred miles up. They can spot the difference between a bass boat and a cartel express with more precision than your iPhone zoom.Yet somehow, every time one of these “mystery fishermen” gets caught 200 miles off Colombia with no rods, no bait, and 400 gallons of gas — someone online still chimes in with, “Maybe they were just night fishing.”Right. And I’m just “training for the Bassmasters” in a twin-engine, 600-horsepower fiberglass torpedo.Note to self: next trip to Cartagena, I’ll fish from the pier — my boat doesn’t need a flight plan.But hey, if you really believe these are fishing vessels… grab your tackle box and hop aboard. 🎣Because I’m starting to think you’re even dumber than I gave you credit for. 😎