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"James Comey, the Creepy Old Swifty"Former FBI Director James Comey continues to embarrass himself. Now the freakishly tall 64 year-old has humiliated himself once again by proclaiming his love for Taylor Swift’s music. He described himself as ‘a Swiftie.’ He bragged about attending her concerts and said he’s eager to go again. Then he went on to recite lyrics from one of her songs. Thankfully, he did not sing them.One might wonder why a man of his mature age listens to music marketed toward young people. Swift’s music appeals to young women in particular. Old man Comey’s admiration of Swift and her songs is downright creepy....Of course, Comey could be proclaiming his Swiftian love simply because Taylor is not a fan of Donald Trump, but when Swift notices Comey’s simpering devotion, she’s likely to switch her allegiance to Trump.— Ben Garrison