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Read this . . .(ROFLMAO!) UPDATE: Wolf Furry Mauled in Wyoming Says It Was ‘Just Misunderstanding’ Yellowstone officials have confirmed that the Colorado man who identified as a wolf furry and was severely injured earlier today after attempting to join a wild wolf pack has spoken out. Speaking from his bed, still wearing what remained of his shredded gray faux-fur suit, the man insisted the wolves were “just establishing dominance” and that the attack was “more of a rough welcome hug.” He added, “I think I’m in. I’m gonna try again next month when they’re less hungry.” Game wardens strongly discouraged the plan, noting that the pack had already been observed urinating on the man’s discarded tail, “which in wolf culture, is basically a restraining order.” Locals are now taking bets on whether his next attempt will require another airlift or just a sturdy mop.