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Heeeeere’s Zohran MamdaniIt’s a cold, isolated winter at the Overlook Hotel—er, I mean, the political environment of New York City. The snow job is piling up outside and the hallways are endless mazes of bureaucracy. Now there’s a new caretaker in town and he’s about to go full Jack Torrance on the status quo.Enter Zohran Mamdani, the Democratic socialist sensation who’s just axed his way through the NYC Democratic primary as if it were a flimsy bathroom door. “Heeeere’s Zohran!”  he might as well shout, while wielding policies so radical they’d make even the ghosts at Overlook blush. Mamdani isn’t just any politician—he’s the Democrats’ flavor of the month—a nauseating blend of Islam and communism whipped into a socialist treat. Think of it as a snow cone flavored with universal healthcare, rent control on steroids, and a dash of defund-the-police sprinkles. His ideas are so far-left, they’re chopping through the establishment with an axe and leaving moderate Dems screaming and running for elevators gushing blood.After all, in politics as in ‘The Shining,’ the real terror is what happens when the caretaker goes mad with power. Keep on shining, New York!