photo #8433836

🐾 You’ll Get:📘 The Full “Fountain of Woof” Anti-Aging Canine Diet PDFA no-fluff, sarcasm-laced survival manual to help your dog live longer without injecting anything weird (unless you count garlic).🥩 Raw + Real Meal PlansBuilt for the primal beast your pup actually is. Raw meats, herbs, fruits, veggies, and just enough fiber to keep your carpets clean.💊 Supplement Protocolsbasically, doggy biohacking without the Silicon Valley smugness.🐶 Snarky Wellness Guru Dog QuotesBecause your dog’s spirit guide probably sounds like a mix of Tony Robbins and that one Chihuahua that’s seen some things.📋 Shopping Lists + Daily RoutinesEverything you need to detox, energize, and un-age your furry friend—without Googling every ingredient at 2 a.m.🔥 Important Details (Because Your Dog Isn’t Getting Any Younger)💥 This is not kibble propaganda.We’re talking raw meat, real herbs, detox power, and ancient secrets wrapped in sarcasm and science. Your vet won’t love it. Your dog will.🧬 Designed for longevity without injections or drama.No pharmaceuticals."why didn’t I do this sooner?”💩 Yes, poop gets better.Great for your dog's belly. Better for your floors.🛒 Shopping list included.No scavenger hunts. Just grab what’s on the list and get started aging backwards. Your dog will be chasing squirrels like a caffeinated toddler.💸 One-time price, lifetime results.This isn’t a subscription. It’s a one-time, “OMG I love my dog” purchase. You’ll wish you did it sooner.🧘‍♂️ Bonus: You’ll feel like a pet wellness guru.Side effects may include: bragging to other dog parents, judging their treats, and becoming that person at the park who swears their dog “glows now.”