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BREAKING: Turns out “Green Energy” was just China’s trojan horse in drag. Reuters just let the cat outta the solar-powered bag—Chinese spy tech has been found hiding inside our green energy inverters. You know, the crap that runs your wind farms, solar panels, EV chargers, heat pumps… basically all the stuff they told us would “save the planet” while it slowly bent us over. These sneaky little devices can bypass firewalls, mess with settings, and even shut the damn grid off remotely. That’s right—our brilliant green revolution is one CCP keystroke away from being a national blackout. We ain’t talkin’ inconvenience here—we’re talkin’ grid-collapsing, infrastructure-crippling, ‘1984 meets Walmart parking lot brawls’ level chaos. According to a former NSA director (ya know, someone who might actually know things), China’s settin’ us up like a first-date Democrat—easy, clueless, and wide open. And the U.S. Department of Energy? Well, they’re just over there mumblin’ about “understanding product capabilities.” Buddy, when the product is a remote kill switch for America, I’d say we got a little more than a capability issue—we’ve got a full-blown betrayal on aisle D.C. But don't worry, the Chinese government says we're “smearing their infrastructure achievements.” Yeah. That’s what abusers always say when you catch ‘em mid-sucker punch. We let the communists build the back door to our house, then act shocked when we wake up tied to a solar panel with no lights on. This ain’t about saving the Earth—it’s about selling out the country in the name of climate cult Kool-Aid. Keep your eyes open. Buy American. And stop handing the keys to our house to the damn arsonist.