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An Open Letter to the Trolls, Shit Posters, and Basement-Dwelling Keyboard Warriors here on WIMKIN (You know who you are) Dear Trolls,First off—congratulations! No, seriously. You’ve managed to achieve something truly impressive: being completely, utterly, and almost admirably wrong about nearly everything you post. That takes dedication and it’s not easy to fail so consistently. But here you are, swinging and missing like a blindfolded child playing baseball in a hurricane. Your persistence is admirable. You get a gold star! Your tactics? Timeless. And by “timeless,” I mean tired, recycled, and worn so thin that even the ghosts of failed arguments past are embarrassed for you. It's not 2004 anymore. The insults? Weak and pathetic. The arguments? Self-contradictory at best, straight-up delusional at worst. An consistently proven wrong with a 3 minute Google search. The "comedy"? If your goal was to make yourself laugh, then mission accomplished... I guess. (You get another gold star!) The rest of us? We’re just laughing AT you.But hey, we get it. Thinking and using reason is hard, forming original thoughts is exhausting, and doing even the bare minimum to verify your "facts"? Way too much effort, bro. It’s so much easier to regurgitate the same tired old nonsense while unironically claiming to be progressive, pretending you’re edgy and more educated while hoping that someone, anyone at all, will take the bait. Spoiler alert: Most won’t.Now, I’d tell you to do better, but let’s be real—you won’t. Growth requires real effort, and judging by the garbage you post here, effort isn’t really your thing, is it? But on the off chance that one day, your mom finally loses patience and kicks you out of her basement, let us know. We’ll be here to help you with the basics—like job applications, hygiene, and how to interact with actual adults without getting triggered and throwing a tantrum. Until then, keep on raging, crying, and clinging to whatever internet warrior fantasy makes you feel like you matter. Your parents must be so proud.Sincerely,Everyone else who sees right through you. God Bless.