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So, Forrest Gump died. He meets Saint Peter at the gate. Saint Peter tells Forrest Gump, "Due to overcrowding we have to limit the amount of entries. We have to give you 3 questions."Saint Peter asked the first question. "How many days in the week start with the letter T?"Gump said, "That's easy! Today and Tomorrow!"Peter said, "That wasn't the answer I was looking for, but okay. 2nd question, How many seconds are in a year?"Forrest replies, "12."Peter questioned, "12?"Forrest said, "Yes. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd..."Peter interrupted, "I think I get the picture. 3rd question. What is God's real name?"Gump, thought silently for a moment and then replied. "Andy."Peter asked. "How did you come up with Andy!?"Gump replied, "Well, you see. I went to church and we would sing this song... Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me..."Saint Peter said, "You know what Gump, why don't you just go right in.. But before you do, I need you to remember something... Run Forrest, Run!"