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I went out to my car in the morning on New Years Day and the car was fine. I went back out around noontime and the car was fine. I went back out to the car about 6 PM and the car was COVERED IN PURPLE BIRD SHIT!!! I swear to God if there aren't 75 splats of purple bird shit on my car now, then there isn't 1!!!!!! 🐦