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As 2024 is almost gone I want to say thank you Wimkin friends, for your educational posts over the past year. When it comes to common sense, I'm beginning to wonder if anyone has any.I am totally messed up now and have little chance of recovery. Because of y'all, I have to drink 3 glasses of wine. Yes🍷🍷🍷 before noon.1- I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel.2-Nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my Ice Tea without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.3- I can't sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened to it since it was last washed. 4- I can't eat a little snack that sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the year.5- I must send my special thanks for the post about rat *hit in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every Christmas card envelope that needs sealing.6- I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.7- I find it difficult to use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like *hit pot.8-Because of your concern, I no longer drink Coca-Cola because it can remove toilet stains.9- Thanks to you I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I tag seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.I0- I no longer buy fuel without taking someone along to watch the car, so a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.11- I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer.12- Thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring me No more hot chocolate for me.13- I no longer go to the cinema because when I sit down I'm invaded by bed bugs.14- I no longer go to stores because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.15- I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a huge phone bill with calls to Russia and Ukraine. As for a certain political party, I'm not sure which one will be using and investigating my number. I heard it on Facebook So I know it's true.16- If you don't post this to your wall for 7 days and tag at least 7 people in the next 7 minutes,Santa Claus ain't going to leave you a thing. I know because I saw it on Facebook So it's got to be true.P. S. I now keep my toothbrush and false teeth in the living room, because I was told that the air carries germs up to 5 feet from the toilet. Y'all Have A Good Day Now! 🤣 And An Awesome New Year!!!