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Wishing all my friends a Peaceful Healthy Christmas and New Year 🙏🏼♥️✝️And as it's the season of the Christmas Cracker jokes here's a few of my sillies I've posted down the years 👇🏼See if you can put the captions to the images 1. Just spent all my money on getting Turkey teeth and now I can't afford a Christmas Turkey 😜🤣2. I said 'don't stamp on my foot' 😜🤣3. A careless whisper in my ear 😜🤣4. And just then I felt a tap on my shoulder 😜🤣5. Got myself a new chin pad 😜🤣6. Sausage roll 😜🤣7. When I asked for ear plugs for Christmas this isn't what I meant, shocking ⚡ 😜🤣8. I think I'm actually off my trolley 😜🤣9. And right on top of Christmas I've come down with a sore throat and a sore head 😜🤣10. Anyone fancy a whiskey 😜🤣11. My latest mug shot 😜🤣12. My-army-vice 😜🤣13. The battery was flat, now it's not 😜🤣14. I think I'm losing my memory 😜🤣15. Time to raise a toast 😜🤣16. Anybody got a nose hair trimmer they could lend me? 😜🤣17. Reckon my armpit hair is out of control 😜🤣18. After a busy day fishing I've just tucked my girlfriend Annette into bed 😜🤣19. This was the moment when Sandy and Michelle cheated on Walter on the beach 😜🤣