Froot LoopsSo, there is a lot of talk about kids identifying as cats or dogs “furries”, they call them.Imagine if you can, that one of my kids told me they thought they were a cat?Sitting at the dinner table son says: “Dad, I think I’m a cat!Dad: “No son, you’re a boy! “Son: “No dad some of my friends at school identify as cats, they call themselves furries, and so do I !! It’s my right and you can’t do anything about it!”Dad: 🤔 “OK!! “Son: “Hey, where’s my dinner? “Dad: “Your dinner is in the cat food bowl in the corner. Now get off the table you mangy cat!”Son: “What???”Dad: hits him with a broom, “get off the table furball!!”Son in the corner looking bewildered!Me to my wife : “Is that cat neutered”??My wife: “I will make an appointment!! “Son: “What??? “ 😳Dad: “Your mother and I have decided we don’t want a house cat, so get out to the barn and hunt mice!”Son: “What???”Dad: brandishes broom, “NOW, to the garage you stupid cat!!”Son: “Dad, I think I’m a boy!”Dad: “I thought so, now sit down and eat your dinner!!”Spay and neuter these animals. Stop them from reproducing. Today’s society has enough fruit loops already.
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John Blackfeather
If I had a kid that identified as a cat, I would make them use a little box and eat dried and can cat food, and if they said they identified as a dog they would chained outside to go to the bathroom and eat dried and can dog food. That'll straightened them out.
