Knights Templar
on April 10, 2024
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Froot Loops
So, there is a lot of talk about kids identifying as cats or dogs “furries”, they call them.
Imagine if you can, that one of my kids told me they thought they were a cat?
Sitting at the dinner table son says: “Dad, I think I’m a cat!
Dad: “No son, you’re a boy! “
Son: “No dad some of my friends at school identify as cats, they call themselves furries, and so do I !! It’s my right and you can’t do anything about it!”
Dad: 🤔 “OK!! “
Son: “Hey, where’s my dinner? “
Dad: “Your dinner is in the cat food bowl in the corner. Now get off the table you mangy cat!”
Son: “What???”
Dad: hits him with a broom, “get off the table furball!!”
Son in the corner looking bewildered!
Me to my wife : “Is that cat neutered”??
My wife: “I will make an appointment!! “
Son: “What??? “ 😳
Dad: “Your mother and I have decided we don’t want a house cat, so get out to the barn and hunt mice!”
Son: “What???”
Dad: brandishes broom, “NOW, to the garage you stupid cat!!”
Son: “Dad, I think I’m a boy!”
Dad: “I thought so, now sit down and eat your dinner!!”
Spay and neuter these animals. Stop them from reproducing. Today’s society has enough fruit loops already.
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John Blackfeather
If I had a kid that identified as a cat, I would make them use a little box and eat dried and can cat food, and if they said they identified as a dog they would chained outside to go to the bathroom and eat dried and can dog food. That'll straightened them out.
April 10, 2024