Knights Templar
on August 18, 2022
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The best cure for radicalism is the back to nature approach, and bacon may be the best weapon against any radical living in grizzly bear country.
Liz Cheney: "Well everyone in my neighborhood signed a petition to get me to move out, they don't want me here."
Also Liz Cheney: "So I think I'll become head of the HOA in my neighborhood."
Since Liz Cheney has announced she is going after Trump supporters as a result of her landslide defeat and her insatiable hatred for Trump supporters, perhaps since she lives in grizzly bear country, we should drop by and smear her house with bacon grease? Maybe wrap a few bacon strips around every doorknob and on every window sill?
Here are a few tips that will really get the bear bait fired up. All year long I save used cooking oil, bacon grease, hamburger grease and so forth. We deep fry a lot of fish at our house and the used vegetable oil smells pretty good to a bear, especially when mixed with fish oil and bacon grease.
There can be no doubt that the best sense of smell of all land animals belongs to the bears. Black bears can smell you, if you are upwind, from up to 20 miles away, Grizzlies maybe a bit further. Polar bears have been observed to pick up the scent of seals from 20 miles or more upwind and follow a straight path to them, can smell a carcass underwater, and can smell through up to 3 feet of ice.
In bear country , if you cook bacon and don’t change your clothes, you may be eaten as if you were bacon. Seriously, their sense of smell is far better than any bloodhound by a long shot.
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