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Note to WNBA star Brittney Griner: What the hell is wrong with you? You go trotting off to Russia with drugs in your possession that are very, very much illegal in Russia. You get arrested and now find yourself going to prison. Now you act surprised at how your adventure is working out.I have a news flash for you, Dorothy; you and Toto aren't in Kansas any more. Glenda, the Good Witch of the North isn't going to save your ignorant ass with ruby slippers. And that special race card you carry that might give you certain legal privileges in Kansas doesn't mean a damned thing in Moscow. Your only hope is for Joe Biden to scrounge up a few high-level Russian spies or other ne'er-do-wells (a half-dozen or so should do) and then he might be able to swing a ransom deal (sort of like Barack Obama did to get back that deserter, Bo Bergdahl from the Taliban) and get your worthless butt out of Russia.