photo #1941773

Yep. You guessed it. Old Fart done went and got himself discombobulated again. He was relaxing with his applejack yesterday, and went into a trance. Kinda like when he gets gimbal-locked. I TOLD him it's probably MCI, and he ought to get checked for it, but that turned rather nasty last time and his idea of fried squirrel DIDN'T appeal to me. SO, I did the next best thing. I drank ALL his applejack! After reading all the human news updates, I get it. He doesn't want to delve into any of the media hype right now, and that's apparently all there is anymore. He tried to change the password on the WiFi again, but we see all. So, NOW I'm going to post for him about some things y'all ought to take really seriously before the animal kingdom rules the world AGAIN. Y'all best get on your good behaviour beforehand, though. Things will be a lot easier for you! FIRST off, squirrels are NOT tree rats! We identify as superior beings, not rodents. We don't care what you believe in, but if you try and insist on US changing to fit YOUR narratives, you're in for it. WE won't put up with it. As for all the NUT jokes, STOP! It only shows your infantile nature! When we're wet, we're wet squirrels, NOT drowned rats. We can scamper up trees, and y'all can't. We can jump from branch to branch, and we'd pay a month's worth of pecans to watch Y'ALL try it! Yes, we can outrun you and your dogs. We tease y'all for sport. Get over it! We can do anything y'all can, and if you doubt it, search images on the web. You don't hear much from us, because your life is up to you. Ours is up to us, and we're apparently far happier than you. We're just not into control games. We're into enjoying life! SOME of you should TRY it ! Uh-oh, Old Fart's stirring. I'll put this on delayed post. Gotta run. Oops.......crawl ! Applejack!