The Cairo Curmudgeon
on April 7, 2022
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Yepper. Fixin' to go to town for grocery top-off with my son and a few neighbors. People be howlin' 'bout the prices really cracks me up. Guessin' most ain't heered 'bout doctored ramen, or sketti with 'mater sauce. I've got one neighbor who's got at LEAST a year's supply of food, yet keeps toppin' it off and rotating due to date. His root cellar is overflowing, and his spring crops are already bustin' out. Yes, I've got three freezers with generator back-up, and a sufficient stock. We keep going to stay topped off, and ameliorate the higher prices. There's a lot of elderly neighbors we know we'll be feeding. Yeah, our tractor, truck, and car are gas. We've also got a VW Golf diesel, which gets around 50mpg. Then, there's the community go to town vehicle pictured here. It's used when more than two pounds of hamburger are on somebody's list, or bacon to go with our own eggs. Only 17 miles one way.
SOME of you are fortunate enough to know rural folks. WHEN the wicket gets sticky, y'all might want to go visit, with a load of anything you can buy that's left. No, tater chips and granola bars don't count. Neither do frozen kiddie meals. Dehydrated, or evaporated milk works. Think yore kiddies will turn down supper 'cause it ain't fast food? Maybe. Once. Only. Then, leave it to us. We got this. We'll work 'em until they're half asleep on their feet, and trust me, they'll eat. Internet? Texting? Social media? We know how to control that with passwords containing 18 upper, lower case letters, symbols, numbers, and foreign language, which extends compromise to BILLIONS of years. (Search that, it might help you). We don't cotton to Idiocracy. We're much more than the MSM tells you. Trust me. THEY eat by the grace of our hands. Yet, they continue to bite our hands.
Yeah, things be getting wonky, but not for the reasons you're being told. They lie. Yeah, I said it. Do us ALL a favor, and stay away from our wagon. It BITES !
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