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1 January 13, 2022

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You just cant make this shit up. Here's the write up:U.S.—Supermarkets nationwide are no longer selling chicken noodle soup in an attempt to combat COVID-19 self-medication with unauthorized treatments. Medical experts have grown concerned by a recent trend in the infected to self-medicate with the... View MoreYou just cant make this shit up. Here's the write up:U.S.—Supermarkets nationwide are no longer selling chicken noodle soup in an attempt to combat COVID-19 self-medication with unauthorized treatments. Medical experts have grown concerned by a recent trend in the infected to self-medicate with the popular soup to feel better. White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki confirmed a mandate to limit chicken noodle soup was recommended by the CDC. “As in the case of Ivermectin, a known horse de-wormer, many people were attempting to self-medicate with a hot bowl of soup. This is giving people a false sense of security and leading to violent overdoses in which belching and nausea occurred,” she clarified. When pressed for more information Psaki referred reporters to the CDC, which will not answer their phone calls. Racist Fox News reporter, Peter Doocy, then asked if clam chowder was being pushed as an alternative to chicken noodle because Dr. Fauci had investments in the clamming industry. “The American people want to know if the government is being influenced by Big Clam,” he added. Chicken noodle soup will still be available with a doctor’s note and valid proof of insurance. Chris Smitherson has a problem: he's unvaccinated -- which means he's left out of all activities as he doesn't have COVID like his vaccinated friends. Thoughts and prayers. Subscribe to The Babylon Bee on YouTube There are 121 comments on this article. You must become a premium subscriber or login to view or post comments on this article. Get the Bee delivered straight to your inbox: Previous Article Vaccinated Denied Treatment For Overwhelming Hospitals Next Article Divorcing Couple In Heated Custody Battle Over Preferred Church Pew Sponsored Content Florida: Say Bye To Your Power Bill If You Own A Home in Orlando EnergyBillCruncher Hepatitis C Signs - Many May Wish They Saw Them Sooner Hep C | Sponsored Links They Were the World's Most Beautiful Twins, Wait Til You See Them Now! MindYourDollars.com Tommy Chong: the Horrifying Truth About CBD Tommy Chong Florida Pays Homeowners $3,708 Benefit in 2022 (You Must Request It) Everyday Finance Household Items You Should Never Use After They Expire Definition 25 Celebrity Prom Photos We Can't Unsee Definition Old Items So Valuable You Can Retire Now MindYourDollars.com Ads by Revcontent Related Articles Health Johnson And Johnson Rolls Out New 'No More Clots' Vaccine April 29th, 2021 73 Health Planned Parenthood To Offer Drive-Thru Abortions During Lockdown March 26th, 2020 8 Health Alarming New Study Finds That Everyone Who Gets COVID Will Die At Some Point December 24th, 2021 157 Health New Evidence Indicates Critical Race Theory Escaped From A Lab In A College Humanities Department July 2nd, 2021 173 Health Science Accused Of Lying Under Oath January 11th, 2022 157 Health Man Crushed To Death By Giant Pile Of Cheese After Refusing To Tell Olive Garden Waitress To Stop November 19th, 2021 109 Sign up for The Babylon Bee Newsletter Sign Up Fake news you can trust, delivered straight to your inbox. Must Read Church Tell Us What Kind Of Seating Your Church Has And We'll Tell You How Good Its Theology Is January 8th, 2022 221 Politics Legal Experts Ask Justice Sotomayor To Recuse Herself From Case Due To Her Being An Idiot January 9th, 2022 150 Sponsored 8 Telltale Signs Your College Professor Is A Secret Conservative January 10th, 2022 174 Celebs AOC Accuses COVID Virus Of Just Wanting To Date Her January 9th, 2022 133 Don't Miss Hollywood Unveils New 'Walk Of Shame' For Conservative Actors 61 Biden Dusts Off Bush's Old 'Mission Accomplished' Banner To Mark Victory In Afghanistan 75 Biden: 'You Have To Elect Me To Find Out What My Policy Positions Are' 66 Kobe Worshipers Struggle To Find New Deity 1 NBA Now Requiring All Players To Stand For Chinese National Anthem 4 For Pride Month, Taco Bell To Continue Giving Explosive Diarrhea To All Genders And Orientations 103 Advertise Newsletter RSS Terms Privacy Book Login Contact About Us Subscribe To Our Newsletter All Contents © Copyright 2022 The Babylon Bee

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January 14, 2022

Lori Dunnam

I check this when I first read your post, and I have checked it and am sharing this with you today. It does not appear to be affecting the sale at the local Walmart, and I would think Amazon and Walmart would be on board. https://www.walmart.com/search?q=Chicken+Noodle+Soup

Chicken Noodle Soup - Walmart.com www.walmart.com

January 19, 2022