Tommy OConnor went to confession and said, "Forgive me father for I have
sinned."
"What have you done Tommy OConnor?"
... View MoreTommy OConnor went to confession and said, "Forgive me father for I have
sinned."
"What have you done Tommy OConnor?"
"I had sex with a girl."
"Who was it, Tommy?"
"I cannot tell you father, please forgive me for my sin."
"Was it Mary Margaret Sullivan?"
"No father, please forgive me for my sin but I cannot tell you who it was."
"Was it Catherine Mary McKenzie?"
"No father, please forgive me for my sin."
"Well then it has to be, Sarah Martha OKeefe."
"No father, please forgive me, I cannot tell you who it was."
"Okay, Tommy go say 5 Hail Marys and 4 Our Fathers and you will be
abolished of your sin."
So Tommy walked out to the pews where his friend Joseph was waiting. "What
did ya get?" asked Joseph.
"Well I got 5 hail Marys, 4 Our Fathers, and 3 good leads."
