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It's a good thing that Joe met with all the Big Tech CEO's today. Ever since then, the internet's been erratic, throwing everything to the winds. Saves me a lot of work doing damage control from an innocent prank on George. He'd come to me yesterday asking about a spark gap for him. I told him I had an older model, then proceeded to dig it out. I said I'd make a harness for it, but needed to take measurements. Wellll, he'd never seen a stun gun before, and I only gave him one LITTLE shot, but you'd think I kilt on him ! By the time I got off the floor, and regained composure, he was frenetic trying to contact them letter groups and agencies tryin' to get me throwed in jail for attempted murder. Joe's new internet sure messed up his plans. His screen was frozen on hot topic news stories he'd been watching, and after I read what he'd seen, I KINDA felt sorry for the prank. Since all internet except this platform seemed to be locked out, I coerced him into having a swig of "jack" and moving on. He wasn't a happy camper, and I'm not sure y'all won't be hearing from him in coming days. Aside from Joe meeting with Big Tech CEO's today OBVIOUSLY trying to convince them to stop censoring us and staying out of election interference, the rest of the news frozen on his screen was par for the course today. According to Breitbart, a man was arrested in California with 300 unopened recall election ballots, a gun, and drugs in his car. I'm just guessing why the Megalomaniac has been hiding out there so much, but the recall DOES involve Newsom, her shirt tailed relative. Research it before you comment ! Then, after just shrugging my shoulders as "politics as usual" for California and the likes of Schiff, Waters, Harris, I moved on. The next one was about Erik Prince evacuating people from Afghanistan on his charter jets for $6,500.00 apiece. That was reported from Mother Jones news. I became catatonic, fired my spark gap, had another belt with George, and started apologizing profusely until I saw him rolling with laughter. I never should've asked him why. He showed me. Seems The Hildebeast is back to her tricks again. Instead of contributing to evacuations for all, she's sending charter evacuations for AT RISK WOMEN only. Not just Americans, all. Men are prohibited, and so are our troops. Apparently Benghazi runs deep in this woman's bones. She owes everything she has to America, yet can't EVER support Americans when the chips are down. I swear. ONE American gets killed over there because they were left behind should be prosecuted as MURDER charges against her AND Joe. The rest of those responsible should be prosecuted as conspirators. Now you'll understand what happened next. My spark gap locked up, and sparks were flying everywhere ! George feared I'd set his tree on fire, so he threw WATER on me. THAT was " exciting "! Took me awhile to "shake it off" and he figured that made us even, so we had another belt. Just 'cause a feller lives in the sticks doesn't mean he ain't got no excitement in his life !