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Yes, I saw cuzzin' Joe's first speech. Then, I listened to Trump's speech. Then, I listened to cuzzin' Joe again Sunday. Cuzz, Trump's too tough an act to follow, you need to stop. You're embarrassing our nation, and our very family. I've attempted to contact your handlers up there in your zoo, and get them to lead you back into that Delaware basement with ice cream, but they've already apparently got their hands full. Cuzz, you GOT to know that WHEN proper law and order is reinstated, we're BOTH too old to swing through the trees to escape. If you're SMART, you'll resign and settle for the infinite ice cream and nanners they'll give you. They MIGHT let your mate in the cage with you, but it's not guaranteed 'cause she didn't do her job. Yore kid? No way. He done done it, especially when they find out he's trying to head up the lithium company being formed over there right now since China and the Tollieband have started playin' bedbugs ! Cuzz, listen to me. I'm Charlie, the woebegotten older cuzzin' you refused to acknowledge. I'ma watchin' you, and listening to the howls all night from yore extended fambly. They're on the down low now, and not in the way you think. They HIDEN, cuzzin' Biden ! Have we got to sneak into your bedroom and hoist yore yellow stained sheets for the world to see? Do we need to leak yore pajama budget to the press? How about your secret investment in skinny jeans? Cuzzin' Bartholomew be callin' you Prez Chicken Legs! Yes, you've embarrassed us'ns so bad we can't even look people in the face no more. The LAST time was from your uncle Harambe ! C'mon , Cuzz, give us a break ! Hope you can find SOMEBODY who'll put this on a teleprompter so's you can read this. We're gettin' desperate! Also, PLEASE close yore mowf when you ain't tawkin! You KNOW that catches flies ! You could at least search monkeys in outfits in images on the web to endear yoreseff to others. That death mask thingie ain't werkin' for you ! DON'T call bologna, either. We ALL know you can't even gum it no more. I hope you realize I'm tryin' to talk to you real. Ain't got no dog in the fight. Just tired of you defaming our fambly. There! I dun sed it. Now, maybe the howlers gonna shut up. P.S. : don't be showin' up down here. The locals have discovered BBQ monkey is quite tasty. We 'bout on the endangered species list down here since you ran for office! You've been breeefed !