photo #1408244

Biden Scrambles To Renew Eviction Moratorium Because He Thinks Kamala Harris Will Throw Him Out Of White House - August 3rd, 2021 WASHINGTON, D.C.—After being told that Vice President Harris was about to kick him out of the White House—President Biden quickly signed an executive action to extend the eviction moratorium today."Listen folks, I have a wife and kids! I won't survive on the streets! We gotta extend this moratorium. It's unlawful but [mubles incoherently] I'll shoot my double-barreled shotgun through the front door!"It is said that Kamala Harris secretly fumed as Biden signed the papers.Kamala was caught on mic "HAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" The aides and press in the room felt a cold shiver run down their spines at the sound of Kamala's laughter. According to sources, Biden is hiding in the Oval Office with a double-barreled shotgun.