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Epic review on Amazon by a true patriot. Read the whole thing.I went to buy this shirt on Amazon because my wife got me a killer Trump hat, so I looked at the review to see what they were saying about this American Liberty shirt that I was going to get, and this was the very first review. The guy who left this is my hero right now LOL.Read below👇👇👇👇Amazon review..When I hit submit on the order for this jersey, I felt my Red American Blood destroy the Commie Cholesterol in it's path. It arrived on Independence Day Eve, in a patriotic Red, White, and Blue bag that radiated the warning that only the Free could open it. On a scale from 1 to America, how free am I? 1776 Baby! So I used my healthy non Limey teeth and tore into that package of American Spirit. Thanks to the Patriots who reviewed this before me, I made sure to size up. My XXL physique of freedom needed the XXXXL, because while other countries hate us they love to make stuff for us. This beauty is made in Pakistan. I'm wanted in Pakistan for insulting the Prophet Muhammad. With the Stars on the right sleeve and stripes on the left, I can T pose on lesser nations as per tradition. I tried this garb of liberty on and immediately grabbed my wife and bedded her. She instantly gave birth to a Professional American baseball team, not some socialist loving soccer hippies who are too low IQ to use their hands to play real sports. I write this review on America's Birthday, and every time I hear a firework I hear the ringing of freedom and a fresh beer appears in my hand. I can only attribute this to the Jersey. I wouldn't be surprised if I shot my gun it wouldn't run out of bullets while I wear this. I'm not even mad about the little black stain on one of the red stripes, it's a humbling reminder that The USA isn't perfect, but it's still the greatest nation in history. Red or Yellow, Black or White; any American can wear this right, because like the Constitution, it's for all people who will accept it. If you choose to wear this in public, I recommend some wading boots because the leftist commie tears will flow like a great deluge that will make you think God broke his promise. I'm sorry, Cloyd Rivers, I bought this on Amazon and not your website because it was cheaper and that's capitalism, an American Tradition. 'Merica!