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Well shit.. I think my license might be in jeopardy.. and all just because of a stupid state trooper...The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over on my bike:Trooper: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."Trooper: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"Me: "A car."Trooper:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"Me:"I have no idea!"Trooper:"So, you're drunk."Me:"But I didn't drink anything."Trooper:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it?Me:"A motorcycle."Trooper:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"Me:"I have no idea!"Trooper:"As I suspected, you're drunk!"Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.Me: "So... counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"Trooper:"A prostitute of course."Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend...