I was sitting at a bar the other night.
A woman was a few seats down. When she turned to look my way, her glass eye flew out.
It rolled across the bar. I jumped out of my seat to catch it before it... View MoreI was sitting at a bar the other night.
A woman was a few seats down. When she turned to look my way, her glass eye flew out.
It rolled across the bar. I jumped out of my seat to catch it before it could hit the floor, and I handed it back to her.
She was grateful, and asked if I'd to go out to dinner with her one night, her treat.
I asked, "Do you chat up all the guys who come in here?"
She said, "No. Just the ones who catch my eye."