Flat Earth Foundation

Support what you like and get a truther tee! 👉 https://guru-merch.creator-spring.com Download full FLAT EARTH MAN album here: https://www.amazon.com/Flat-Earth-Conspiracy-Music-Guru/dp/B0827F3N2S Flat Earth Man thinks the international space station is fake and that space walks are filmed in a swimming pool! Website: https://conspiracymusicguru.com Consider becoming a patreon, thank you. https://www.patreon.com/conspiracy_music_guru Or leave a tip here: https://paypal.me/musicaproductions Title: Puppet Show Artist: Conspiracy Music Guru Song available to download from all the following digital stores: iTunes, Apple Music, YouTube Art Tracks, Spotify, Amazon Music, Google Play, Deezer, Groove, iHeartRadio, Napster, Simfy Africa, MediaNet, VerveLife, Tidal, Gracenote, Shazam, 7Digital, Juke, Slacker, KKBox, Akazoo, Anghami, Spinlet, Neurotic Media, Yandex, Target Music, ClaroMusica, Zvooq, Saavn, NMusic, 8tracks, Q.Sic, Musicload, Kuack, Pandora, Boomplay Music Lyrics: Let me tell you something bout the space station It's only really there in your imagination That thing ain't real it's science fiction It's there to feed your space addiction Those astronauts are not in space It's written all over their stupid face I can spot a liar from a 100 miles I can spot a fraud from the way they smile didn't ya learn nothing from the fake moon mission That puppet show from president Nixon Well listen up they're doing it again it seems Check out the harnesses and green screens You see I used to work a lot in film and TV And I know a bit about the television trickery to create the illusion that your somewhere your not A green screen is what you're gonna use a lot Or if you wear a harness and attach it to the ceiling The illussion that you're floating is what they'll be believing Chorus All you're watching is a puppet show Yeah the whole worlds a stage Astronauts are actors of course And yeah they all get paid Look at me ma I'm floating in space No your not your lying to the whole human race So let me tell you little something bout a zero g plane This thing flies up and then down again Some weird stuff happens If you're on the inside You start to float as the plane takes a dive Simply add an actor that's trained to deceive And you got yourself an astronaut or so you believe Plane flies up that's everyone's cue Then ACTION we got some deceiving to do Plane flies down then everyone knows To start the iss live show Floating in a plane with zero g But you only see astronauts on your tv! Chorus Another thing I noticed when I looked at these fools They're filming all the space walks in boyancy pools NASAs gonna tell you that it's just for training To practice, for space station maintaing Well I thought about that but if that's the case Then why the hell can I see bubbles in space Take a hard look at the next space walk And tell me if you can see bubbles at all Open your eyes man, I'll bet you a quarter Those space walks are all filmed under water I can see space bubbles everywhere Hey NASA How the hell did those get there? Chorus So when you see an astronaut aboard the ISS Take another look at your TV set They're pretty good at faking so you gotta look close Pay some attention to the way the actor "floats" If you ask me that ain't zero gravity But Hollywood effects that I see on my TV Take a good look at the whole damn thing These lying bastards are puppets on a string It's all a big science fiction puppet show The games up assholes coz we all know Thanks for the show NASA it's been a blast Now take your fake station and shove it up your *%#^

Support what you like and get a truther tee! 👉 https://guru-merch.creator-spring.com Website: https://conspiracymusicguru.com Download full FLAT EARTH MAN album here: https://www.amazon.com/Flat-Earth-Conspiracy-Music-Guru/dp/B0827F3N2S Consider becoming a patreon, thank you. https://www.patreon.com/conspiracy_music_guru Or leave a tip here: https://paypal.me/musicaproductions Here are the lyrics: A funny thing happened on the way to the moon That's the title of a video that I watched on YouTube You can see astronauts hanging from wires Proving that astronauts and NASA are liars They analyse photos and highlight mistakes With the moon landing missions they show it was faked You can see 'em faking the photos of earth They use a round window to fake the curve Hmmmm I watched another documentary called astronauts gone wild Astronaut Buzz aldrin gets a little riled All he was asked was to swear to god That the he went to the moon but he would not He was faced with a moon landing denier Had a chance to show that he ain't no liar But buzz decided to punch that dude Just for asking him to swear if he went to the moon Hmmmm Chorus Do you still believe we went to the moon Do you still believe what they tellin you Connect the dots and pretty soon You'll find out what I found out too But I If you question this stuff you'll be labelled a loon You'll be called a conspiracy theory buffoon But I don't care man, I'm stil gon' make this tune Coz I know that we didn't go to the moon And how bout the moon rocks They gave to museums And thousands and thousands of people did see em But one museum took a closer look And soon realised that something's afoot The rock they were given turned out to be fake Just a piece of old wood not a rock from space When god made the moon he saw it was good But apparently made it from petrified wood Hmmm In another museum sits an astronaut suit Take a good look at the tread on the boot It doesn't match up with the prints on the moon And y'all still believe what they're telling you Or how bout that phone call that Nixon made To the moon that's a quarter million miles away When I can't get a signal on my cell phone line I guess phones were better in 69 Hmmm Chorus Yeah you went straight through those van Allen belts It wasn't a problem right and nothing was felt But now you say it's a problem and you can't get through This problem needs to be solved according to you But didn't you solve that problem back in 69 You flew straight through em 5 more times You wonder why I think it's fake When there are so many apollo mistakes Like the telemetry data that's all gone missing 13000 reels are you kidding A giant leap for all of mankind But you lost all the data And no one can find Hmmm Chorus. There's no blast crater from the lunar module Probably coz that thing was a model Or the flag that flutters with no atmosphere Don't you think that's a bit queer Intersecting shadows means another light source Do I think it's fake, yeah of course The whole thing was filmed on a Hollywood set Directed by Kubrick is my best bet The moons so cool we love to explore it But we can't get past low earth orbit Do the research people I think you'll find Nasas admits that a bunch of times

Support what you like and get a truther tee! 👉 https://guru-merch.creator-spring.com Download full FLAT EARTH MAN album here: https://www.amazon.com/Flat-Earth-Conspiracy-Music-Guru/dp/B0827F3N2S Flat Earth Man knows that orbiting satellites are a myth.. Welcome to the Satellite Hoax! Website: https://conspiracymusicguru.com Consider becoming a patreon, thank you. https://www.patreon.com/conspiracy_music_guru Or leave a tip here: https://paypal.me/musicaproductions Here are the lyrics: Well I know it's a really hard pill to take When somebody says that satellites could be fake But don't you find it a little suspicious That you can't find any real satellite pictures It might be hard to be believed But maybe we're all being deceived If you think you've seen one up in the sky Uh uh, you can't see em with the naked eye Coz a satellite is about the size of a car At least 300 miles away you can't see that far whatever those dots are that move in the night I'm telling you that ain't no satellite Chorus Welcome to the satelite hoax Just another one of them NASA jokes You can't find me a picture of a satellite Without bringing up a bunch of that cgi Just a bunch of cartoons all over the place When I search satellites in space Yeah type that phrase into google folks And let me welcome you to the satellite hoax Now before all of ya'll start getting pissed I ain't saying that satellites don't exist I'm saying that it's theoretically obsurd To think these devices orbit the earth Coz I've seen em hanging from big balloons Even google's doing it too now man (Have you seen that, yeah go check out project loon) And every now and then a satellite crashes But that information never gets to the masses Coz then you'll find out how these things really work They're just on balloons man they don't orbit the earth Coz once upon a time one crashed In Brazil With the balloon attached to it still Chorus How can satellites be in the thermosphere When the temperature up there is way too severe How can that type of equipment survive How comes those satellites aren't burned alive I'm telling you man it's just a pack of lies There ain't no orbiting satellites Because 99 percent of our communication Comes from undersea cables and cell tower stations And GPS is ground based too man Go check out a system called loran It's a military system for navigation That uses ground towers to track your location Are you seeing it yet? Chorus See tesla figured out how to communicate Without the need for satellites in space It's mostly ground based towers you see And that's how you get your "satellite tv" They've monetised what tesla made for free With their, with their fake satellite industry It was Arthur C Clark that theorised these things These sci fi boxes with solar wings Another Freemason it's no surprise They make science fiction and they monetise They've stolen teslas technology And they get you to pay for your tv Are you seeing it now people?! Chorus So next time you see a photo of the earth from space Look for satellites you won't find a trace They musta disappeared I guess Can't even see any from the iss If you wanna have yourself a little enjoyment Go watch a NASA satellite deployment Oh man and let me welcome you to the satellite hoax