So "not my president" says i can toss my face panties.
That means "not my governor" here in NV can kiss my ass.
No, I haven't gotten or will get "not my doctor" Bill Gates vaccine.
I'm exempted due to... View MoreSo "not my president" says i can toss my face panties.
That means "not my governor" here in NV can kiss my ass.
No, I haven't gotten or will get "not my doctor" Bill Gates vaccine.
I'm exempted due to suffering from CS.
That's "Common Sense"
A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. A sheep and a sheepdog washed ashore with him. They were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his tw... View MoreA man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. A sheep and a sheepdog washed ashore with him. They were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two companions for a stroll on the beach each evening. One particular evening, the sky was fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle, a perfect night for romance.
As they sat together in the sand, the sheep started looking better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the trio continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed and there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi, who made it to the island. That evening, the man brought Nancy along on the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening, red skies, cirrus clouds, warm and gentle breeze, perfect for a night of romance.
Momentarily, the man had those feelings again. He fought the urges as long as he could but finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Nancy blushed and asked if there was anything she could do for him.
He answered, 'Yes, take the dog for a walk.'
LMAO
Posting this on Facebook got me 7 days in jail
Just go read the conclusion .... Masks don't work
Facemasks in the COVID-19 era: A health hypothesis by Baruch Vainshelboim
Facemasks in the COVID-19 era: A health hypothesis by Baruch Vainshelboim - Free download as PDF File (.pdf), Text File (.txt) or read online for free. Facemasks in the COVID-19 era: A health hypothes
The Americans With No Abilities Act of 2021 (ANAA)
The Democratic Senate is considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many more Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Ac... View MoreThe Americans With No Abilities Act of 2021 (ANAA)
The Democratic Senate is considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many more Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills and ambition.
"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing."
In a Capitol Hill press conference Nancy Pelosi pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent).
Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.
Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of Inability (POI) into middle-management positions, and give a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.
Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, "Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?"
"As a non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her inability to remember �righty tighty, lefty loosey�. "This new law should be real good for people like me. I'll finally have job security." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.
Said Sen. Dick Durbin,II: "As a senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so."
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"Requiring Americans to show proof of vaccination, or a 'vaccine passport,' in order to engage in society is outrageous and un-American. This isn't about containing a virus, but is just another danger... View More"Requiring Americans to show proof of vaccination, or a 'vaccine passport,' in order to engage in society is outrageous and un-American. This isn't about containing a virus, but is just another dangerous idea from the Left in their quest for more power and control."
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