So "not my president" says i can toss my face panties.
That means "not my governor" here in NV can kiss my ass.
No, I haven't gotten or will get "not my doctor" Bill Gates vaccine.
I'm exempted due to... View MoreSo "not my president" says i can toss my face panties.
That means "not my governor" here in NV can kiss my ass.
No, I haven't gotten or will get "not my doctor" Bill Gates vaccine.
I'm exempted due to suffering from CS.
That's "Common Sense"
A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. A sheep and a sheepdog washed ashore with him. They were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his tw... View MoreA man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. A sheep and a sheepdog washed ashore with him. They were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two companions for a stroll on the beach each evening. One particular evening, the sky was fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle, a perfect night for romance.
As they sat together in the sand, the sheep started looking better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the trio continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed and there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi, who made it to the island. That evening, the man brought Nancy along on the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening, red skies, cirrus clouds, warm and gentle breeze, perfect for a night of romance.
Momentarily, the man had those feelings again. He fought the urges as long as he could but finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Nancy blushed and asked if there was anything she could do for him.
He answered, 'Yes, take the dog for a walk.'
LMAO
Posting this on Facebook got me 7 days in jail
Just go read the conclusion .... Masks don't work
Facemasks in the COVID-19 era: A health hypothesis by Baruch Vainshelboim
Facemasks in the COVID-19 era: A health hypothesis by Baruch Vainshelboim - Free download as PDF File (.pdf), Text File (.txt) or read online for free. Facemasks in the COVID-19 era: A health hypothes
"Requiring Americans to show proof of vaccination, or a 'vaccine passport,' in order to engage in society is outrageous and un-American. This isn't about containing a virus, but is just another danger... View More"Requiring Americans to show proof of vaccination, or a 'vaccine passport,' in order to engage in society is outrageous and un-American. This isn't about containing a virus, but is just another dangerous idea from the Left in their quest for more power and control."
Hey US, State and Local Government, can you fix the roads you taxed me to build, so I won't mess up my car you tax me annually to drive, then tax my gas that makes it run, that I payed for with the in... View MoreHey US, State and Local Government, can you fix the roads you taxed me to build, so I won't mess up my car you tax me annually to drive, then tax my gas that makes it run, that I payed for with the income you also tax, that I park at my home that's highly taxed?
Thanks,
-Every US citizen
On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog sa... View MoreOn the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
And God saw it was good.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"
And God, again saw it was good.
On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed it was good.
On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back,
the ten the monkey gave back,
and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.
For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.
For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.
And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
I'm doing it as a public service.
If you are looking for me I will be on the front porch .... ?
So yesterday i got a email that my Sig Sauer P365xl LE had arrived at my local gun shop and i could pick it up today.
Got down there today and saw this Sig Sauer P938 Extreme that they had gotten in ... View MoreSo yesterday i got a email that my Sig Sauer P365xl LE had arrived at my local gun shop and i could pick it up today.
Got down there today and saw this Sig Sauer P938 Extreme that they had gotten in used the night before. Came with 4 magazines and a really great price as well. In taking it down later at home it shows very little wear.
I'm really a fan of Sig Sauer pistols. This is number ten
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