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MY BUTT LEFT ME!
Jennifer used to complement me on my butt. As a matter of fact, other ladies have complemented me from time to time as well. It made me feel good - especially when Jennifer did it.... View MoreMY BUTT LEFT ME!
Jennifer used to complement me on my butt. As a matter of fact, other ladies have complemented me from time to time as well. It made me feel good - especially when Jennifer did it.
However, as I looked at myself in the mirror this morning, I was shocked and dismayed. I don’t really check myself out in the mirror these days because I have no one to impress. Turning left and right to get a side view, I realized my butt has left me. No conversation. No “Dear John” letter. No goodbyes of any kind. Packed up and moved away. It's now just largely a flat space between my back and legs with no purpose in life. No wonder my pants keep falling down. My rear end was the thing holding them up (I have never had much in the front to hold them up…).
I say my butt is flat but it really isn’t. It kinda looks like a Shar Pei rug with a belly button in the middle. I am not sure why it left me but I suspect it was lack of communication.
Take it from me. Talk to your butt. Communicate with it. Tell it how you feel. If not, one day yours may leave you as well. You can lose many things in this life and still survive, but if you lose your butt, you may be in serious trouble.
RLI 5/10/22
Just released: Jester Joe
Biden's positions are always based on political expedience rather than integrity.
Coming to your community:
The problem with free speech is you have to be intelligent enough to see what the truth is versus the lies, half-truths, and misinformation.
The problem with restricted speech is you don't have to us... View MoreThe problem with free speech is you have to be intelligent enough to see what the truth is versus the lies, half-truths, and misinformation.
The problem with restricted speech is you don't have to use your intelligence. You are spoon-fed whatever those in power want you to consume and you will be happy about it - or else...
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I wonder how many liberal heads exploded when they realized that their purchase of a Tesla car helped Elon Musk buy Twitter? LOL
Mike Tyson released a statement this morning regarding his punch of a fellow airline passenger:
"I was trying to ignore him and be nice. Then he insulted Jada Pinkett Smith. I couldn't let that go."
"It would not have been possible for us to take power or to use it in the ways we have without the radio."
- Joseph Goebbels
Today, the story is the same. Now, however, we also have television and t... View More"It would not have been possible for us to take power or to use it in the ways we have without the radio."
- Joseph Goebbels
Today, the story is the same. Now, however, we also have television and the internet. Be careful of what "truths" guide your life.
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