Dave Parrish
on June 27, 2024
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So, there is a lot of talk about kids identifying as cats or dogs “furries”, they call them.
Imagine if you will, that one of your kids told you they thought they were a cat?
Sitting at the supper table, the son says: “Dad, I think I’m a cat!”
Dad: “No son! You’re a boy! “
Son: “No dad! Some of my friends at school identify as cats. They call themselves furries, and so do I! It’s my right and you can’t do anything about it!”
Dad: 🤔 “OK!! “
Son: “Hey, where’s my supper?“
Dad: “Your supper is in the catfood bowl in the corner. Now get off the table you mangy cat!”
Son: “What???”
Dad: hits him with a broom, “Get off the table, furball!!”
Son: In the corner looking bewildered!
Mom: “Is that cat neutered?”
Dad: “Nope.”
Mom: “I will make an appointment!! “
Son: “What??? “ 😳
Dad: “Your mother and I have decided we don’t want a house cat, so get out to the barn and hunt mice!”
Son: “What???”
Dad brandishing the broom: “NOW, to the barn you stupid cat!!”
Son: “Dad, I think I’m a boy!”
Dad: “I thought so! Now sit down and eat your supper!!”
Now that’s what you call united parenting.
Spay and neuter these animals. Stop them from reproducing. Today’s society has enough Fruit Loops already.
End of story!
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