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You can tell you're from the country if:1 A tornado siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel cloud.2 You know the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door but by the availability of shade.3 Stores don't have bags or shopping carts, they have sacks and buggies.4 You've seen people wear bib overalls to funerals.5 You think everyone from a bigger city has a funny accent.6 You measure distance in minutes.7 You listen to the weather forecast before picking out the days outfit.8 You know cowpies are not made of beef.9 Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding.10 You know someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.11 You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition and bait all in the same store.12 A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Chevy Silverado Extended Bed Crew Cab is.13 You think everything goes better with ketchup.14 You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.15 You have run your heater and air conditioner each on the same day.16 You actually get these jokes and are a "fixin" to send them to your friends.Finally-you are 100% country if you ever had this conversation:"Wanna Coke?" - "Yeah" - "What kind?" - "RC"